Monday, March 12, 2012

Like Dial Up In A Bullet That's Just Been Fired

Finally got DSL 1.5! Hurray! (Canned applause for the hearing impaired or for those who don't know that's a cue to applaud). Super duper fast. Faster than thought. Well, my thought anyways. And really, that's as fast as it needs to be.

Now if only there was a feature to do away with the typing part...and a mental projection thingy or E-SP for short. Might not want that to include pictures though.

"Hey guys! Here's my latest nightmare."

"Wait, where did everyone go?"

"Okay, I admit it's actually worse than Helen Thomas, Roseanne, Nancy Pelosi and Michael Moore combined but that's why they call it a nightmare."


But other than that it would be nice. Plus, I could say stuff without talking.

Thought quotes:

No, I can't talk right now my wife is throwing stuff at me.

Sorry, my mind is just not into it today (or any other day you, did I just think that out loud?).

It's not you, it's my mind.

Damn, my wife says we need more alone time (meaning: turn the computer off and watch this stupid movie).

End thought quotes.

Anyways, I admit there could be a few kinks to work out but it would still be nifty. I said kinks without the y! No, I'm not being defensive! Do you kiss your mother with those thoughts?

I said end thought quotes! Ahem.

Does that mean I'll blog more and comment more at your blogs and stuff?
Unfortunately for you guys, aye, that I will. :^)


Joan of Argghh! said...

Blessings and curses: for sure as you can see more, and more quickly, there's less to see and more to mourn.

But c'mon in. The water's fine!

julie said...

Hooray! Also, what Joan said. Just remember, reading too much of the news is hazardous to your health.

robinstarfish said...

Hallelujah. The interwebs just got interesting again.

USS Ben USN (Ret) said...

Hi Joan!

Aye, there's definitely a downside in that regard.

I hope to be more attracted to the aye candy than the eye candy (which has no nutritional value).

USS Ben USN (Ret) said...

Hey Julie!

Excellent advice from you ladies!
I don't even watch Fox news (or any news except loco, sometimes) anymore.

It's all Breitbart and the occasional breath of Hot Air (and what you guys write about!).

Perspective is a crucial part of truth seeking and so is humor, I think. :^)

USS Ben USN (Ret) said...

Don! Whassup?

I cooncur! I made it just in time to see a possum snowboarding! :^)