Friday, August 5, 2011

Keep Your Grimy Hands Off Our Economy Obama!

Skully has a new nickname for Obama:

The Grim Reapo.

What the headlines for the NY Slimes should read today:

Read It And Reap Mr. President.

Well, at least it's "historic" and "unexpected."

Look at our economy. Go ahead, I'll wait...

Finished? Good. Now, Obama said he was only about halfway done with it. Let's make sure he doesn't finish the job.

Speakin' of which, let's get a new law passed. The President and Congress hafta handle their own personal finances like they handle our national one.
Okay, maybe that's a bad idea. We know the donks are crazy enough to try it as well as some republicans that flunked first grade math (hint: minus signs don't mean the same as plus signs).

Don't get me wrong, I don't give a fig if they ruin their own finances but they would just pass a law requiring us to bail them out.

10 comments:

USS Ben USN (Ret) said...

I'm goin' back into the water. It's sink or swim. Or float, but I don't float very well. Especially in sea state five.

robinstarfish said...

Waves, sharks, Baby Ruth bars...it's bad out there. At least there's still dolphins. And scurvy pirates. Thank God for pirates.

mushroom said...

If Obama's intent is to destroy the American economy, he is probably more than half finished with the job. At this point it looks like the "rally" that was supposed to come from improved unemployment numbers isn't going to do much. Maybe someone noticed that most of the drop came from people dropping out of the labor force entirely.

Lowest labor force participation since 1984. The dropouts must be all those millionaires Obama has created and wants to tax.

AndrewPrice said...

Ben, I couldn't agree more with the sentiment!

USS Ben USN (Ret) said...

Ha ha! Good point, Don!

Without pirates there can't be privateers. Well, there could be but it wouldn't be as fun. :^)

USS Ben USN (Ret) said...

Hey Mushroom!

Aye! There couldn't possibly be a connection between millionaires, billionaires, small businesses and jobs.

I'm sure ObaMao fancies himself a modern day Robin Hood but in reality he's just a thug stealing what he can, and trying to gain more power over our lives.

Personally, I have more respect for the mafia than I do leftists. At least they didn't pretend they weren't stealing and extorting.

Leftists go one step further and steal our liberties too.
And they weaken our defenses in the process.

Time for Don Barrackfather to sleep with the waffles.

USS Ben USN (Ret) said...

Thanks Andrew!

I hope the GOP points this out every chance they get.
We need to blitz, sack and recover the fumble from President Bumble.

Van Harvey said...

We were noticing that we hadn't seen you in a while Ben, hope all's well... or if not, hoping that at least the grog is holding out.

USS Ben USN (Ret) said...

Hi Van!

Well, not all's well but I'm not complaining (unless this is a request, in which case I would be happy to bore you with the snoredid details...which are inflammatory to say the least).

Actually I was without a computer for several weeks (computer wasn't cooperating) but after a stint on the rock it's now singing my toon.

After that was the snoredid details which are, to my dissedmay, not singing my toon.

I'm tryin' to cobble together a semi-co-her-rant post...oh wait, that would be Patti's ballyhoo...so I'll try a semi-co-his-rant post instead but with 90% less rant I daresay. :^)

Hopefully that's not my last daresay.

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