Wednesday, November 10, 2010

Beware The Phantom!

"Did you make coffee this morning?" Patti asked.

"No, not yet," I replied.

"Darn, I thought I smelled coffee brewing. I must have dreamed it," she said, obviously disappointed.

"Well, go back to sleep and have a cup while I make some," I quipped.

This went down better than our last conversation the previous night:

"I have one of those imaginary toothaches," Patti said, rubbing her jaw.

I knew she meant "phantom" toothache, but...I couldn't resist.

"I got an imaginary headache," I replied.

Well, it seemed funny at the time. Certainly I didn't intend to sound insensitive to her phantom (and material) sensitivities. Okay, I'm not sure what I was thinking. Perhaps I was imaginary thinking...yeah, that's it.

Needless to say, Patti got the last word.

"Yeah, to go along with your imaginary brain."

She jest don't get me sometimes, but she's not alone. I also jest don't get me sometimes.

Stay tuned for the next chapter where I'll be investigating the scene of a crime.
Make sure you bring yer detective hats, 'cause there is bound to be mythstery gah!-lore!

BTW, I'm sure glad most American voters are fed up with the direction our neo-commie democrats have been taking our country. There's a long laundry list of stuff folks are fed up with, but the two things most folks are most angry about, at least around here, is the historic assault on our liberties and unprecedented out-of-control spending smug politicians (including the RINO's) that makes the mafia (of all nationalities), yakuza, triad, drug cartels, etc., green with envy.

I mean, really, most folks simply don't like the audacity of class envy pushed by crooked politicians who attempt to legalize stealin' our freedoms and our property (and our children and grandchildren's property).

Not to mention the racism of many of these same scoundrels. They sought to divide us n' conquer us by propaganda n' force (hope n' change they call it).
Instead, they awoke a sleeping giant, the American patriot, and we united to put a stop to this BS!
'Cause nobody, I mean nobody! messes with our Constitution, no matter what they call it and gets away with it.

So, in celebration of our victory (and hopefully many more, 'cause this war of ideas ain't over but we won this battle) I offer this excellent image to drink in and appreciate:

Good dog!

And a bonus!

Yes, we can!


Rick said...

"I offer this excellent image to drink in and appreciate.."

Hey Ben :-) don't you mean, "excrement"?

Bob's gonna pun-ish you if you leave that matzo ball hangin' out there..

f/zero said...

Damn, now I have to clean my monitor again!

USS Ben USN (Ret) said...

Hi Rick!

Aye! Don't want any matzo balls hangin' out to dry. :^)

USS Ben USN (Ret) said...

Hi DoJo!

Ha! My work here is complete.
Incidently, I've seen that last photo in quite a few places the last several months butt I thought it deserved wider dis-insemination.

No RINO's were conceived as a result. :^)

Sal said...

Me. You. New Monitor.

And there's this:

Glad to see you posting! Love to Patti.

USS Ben USN (Ret) said...

Hi Sal!

Thanks! It's good to be back.
Funny pic! LOL!