Thursday, August 6, 2009

Fishcist Dicktaters

Seems like everyday this White House administration looks for new ways to stifle n' destroy life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness.

Lately, Obamuh and his minions have asked all of their fellow narkissists to "report" any "fishy" e-mails, videos, letters, etc., that have "disinformation" (translation: the truth) about Obamascare in all it's 1,000 plus page infamy (and in several bills).

As you all know, Obama doesn't take dissent in any form lightly. Indeed, what he once considered patriotic he now considers nearly treasonous, because he is calling us (and anyone who disagrees with his attempted government takeover of healthcare) "mobs" (the only mob I see is the Congress and the White House administration led by the godlessfather hisself, Barack "the Weasel" Obama)(and those angry mobs we saw during the Bush administration who actually behaved like mobs), "faux angry plants," "angry mobs" (waitaminnit, I thought we were faux angry?) and other insulting and demonizing words and phrases (not that I mind demonizing phrases, but they must be true).

According to him and his commie pals we are sent by the BIG Insurance companies and the GOP to "disrupt" townhalls held by demorats, and to spread scary lies about the wonderful guvmint healthscare he wants control of.
BTW, where's my BIG Insurance, BIG Oil and GOP paychecks, anyone see them? Oh wait, BIG Oil is only for me to disrupt meetings about global warming...or climate change...or global cooling...or somethin' like that. It's hard to keep up since they keep changing the name of the current faux climate crisis.

Somehow, although no one can explain how (and never will, since it's impossible), Obamascare will work BETTER than guvmint run Medicare, Military and VA healthcare AND help the economy! Pardon me for wanting to verify the how (not to mention everything else) BEFORE they pass this monstrous attack on our lives, liberties and pursuit of happinesses. Also, pardon me for laughin' my ass off!

Now, the VA and Military healthcare (I'm talking primarily for retirees and disabled vets and their dependents) is supposed to be the very best healthcare available for those who served their country. Purty good intentions, right? And the vets certainly deserve it. No arguement here. However...

Is it the best? Hell no! There's all sorts of problems: long waits, depending on increasingly scarce resources and availability of doctors and other healthcare professionals (hey, they make much more in the private sector), red tape out the wazoo (you gotta jump through so many hoops you feel like you're in a circus of double jointed acrobatic freaks, not that there's anything wrong with double jointed acrobatic freaks), standards and procedures decided by bureaucrats (taking more authority from the docs and giving it to some schmuck who can care less about you, having never met you), a referral for each and every malady you might have REGARDLESS whether your doc can do it himself or not, increasingly higher co-pays for meds and for the Military health insurance run by Tricare, little to no reimbursement for emergency care at a private health facility or hospital (depends on some schmuck bureaurats mood when the hospital sends off the paperwork), you can't pick your own primary care doctor, and I could go on and on. (Note: not that there ain't good schmuck bureaucrats out there, 'cause there are, but they are few n' far between in my experience.

You probably all heard from relatives on Medicare or Medicaid, or read some of the headlines lately concerning a VA not sterilizing colonoscopy equipment properly...for years. These are features of socialized health "care," not rare occurances. This ain't to say there aren't well run VA's because there are, and I consider the one I go to for care to be one of the best, but it still don't compare to a well run private hospital because of the bureaucracy, low pay, perpetual funding problems, etc..
In fact, it would be far better if the government simply paid for veterans to receive private care, and probably cheaper if done right, but that's neither here nor there.

So, we're supposed to believe the guvmint can now do healthcare better than they have been...for many tens of millions MORE people (not counting all the illegal aliens)? What have they been smokin', snortin' eatin' and/or injectin'? Those must be some powerful hallucinogens of some kind that are out of this world (literally), man, if they expect us to believe that.
Okay, not ALL the illegal aliens. I'm sure the cartel bigwigs and bigtime drug dealers and hitmen (and hitwomen) that work for them can afford private healthcare.

Anyways, I read this interesting article about snitch central and their narkissist program here:

I thought I would send the link to the dimwit idiots who thought I would be intimidated by their Chicago style scare tactics. Thing is, those dirty tactics don't work so well in most of America. In fact, I bet it's prompting massive "reporting" of fishy tales of all varieties.
There's a helluva lot of disinformation (and outright lies) out there, mostly from the democrats themselves, led by Don Barack "Superlie" Obama. You know, this could be fun.

Here's my letter:

Dear Minister of Propaganda Czar (or Chairman Obama, or whoever reads these snitch reports),

Can you believe that even democrats are spreading disinformation?

Look, I know you're just doing your job in your efforts to stifle free speech, so I get where you're coming from.

Unfortunately for you, most Americans still love their liberties and freedoms. Yeah, I know, the carefully crafted research groups and special polls you put together and studiously worked on told you different, but apparently they were wrong.

Perhaps if you ban films such as "John Adams" and put Rush Limbaugh in prison (to start with) you will have a better chance of meeting your goals. Oh, and arrest all of these conservative/classical liberal/libertarian/independent community organizers...I mean agitators, that are trying to, well, agitate people into actually asking hard questions of our representatives, who, like the President, don't know much about any of the proposed "health" (wink wink) "plan" (snicker) bills numbering over a thousand pages, but are rip roaring to get it passed ASAP.

And if I may, it looks bad when democrats refuse to see their constituents and/or refuse to conduct townhall meetings in order to avoid the tough questions they don't know the answers to (or rather, they do know but realize it would be most unhelpful to tell the truth at this point). So you might want to give them a bone (such as giving them permission to say "we are going to carefully read and debate all the healthcare proposals and then get you, our constituents to provide input, before we pass anything, because we are here to serve and represent you") if you want them to have a snoballs chance in h.e.doublehockeysticks of getting reelected, however, I do hear the President does have some major contacts there, if you know what I mean and I think you do (wink wink).

But even they and (dare I say it?) B. E. Ezlebub can't work miracles (hey, I reckon I do dare!).

Here's some more free advice (if I may be so bold?):

The next time the Messia...I mean, the President says he will run a transparent and accountable administration then run a transparent and accountable administration (that means "to tell the truth and be responsible and accountable" and stuff). Better yet, don't say it anymore, because clearly the President is incapable of telling the truth most the time (Well lookee here, I suppose am bold. Sorry, I know you aren't used to that in your circles).

You know, this would all run much more smoothly if the President actually honored his oath to uphold the Constitution of the United States of America (I included US of A because it seems quite obvious that the One, I mean the President, made his oath to some other country's Constitution. That, or he doesn't know what our Constitution says). What? What's that? You say he is a Constitutional law professor? Oops, my bad. So the President does know what our Constitution says (I take it that Harvard at least required Mr. Obama to read it before making him a professor, right? Or is that optional now?). Hmmm...then that means he doesn't care what it says, so he will try to change it, or circumvent it, or ignore it.

Oh. I get it. The President never intended to honor his oath. Well, that clears that up. I can see why you're having problems with that transparency thing.

Wow. Looks like your boss painted himself in a corner on the whole truth thing. But, to be fair (I know you leftists love that word), it is virtually impossible to tell the truth while wresting more government control over American lives and businesses in your quest to institute socialism, so I can at least see why you would think it's okay to lie, omit the truth, deceive, misdirect, indoctrinate and to use all those (shall we say) despicable tactics (yes we shall!) to obtain your socialistic goals and more power, or is it verse vice-a?

In light of the truth none of the advice I gave you will help you in your quest to destroy our liberties and our freedoms. I do hope (get it? Hope!) it does change (Change!) you enough to realize that liberty is too precious to take away, for Liberty is what makes America so special, and Liberty is what a multitude of heroes sacrificed life and limb to protect (yes they did! And still are). Even your liberty.

Think about that before you attempt to destroy it in some misguided attempt to make life fair (and miserable) for all Americans.

And really! You ought to be ashamed of yourself for asking anyone who will do your bidding to report fellow Americans for anything they say that disagrees with President Obama or his fellow narkissists. This is unAmerican to say the least. Is that your point? If it is (and even if it's not) it's just plain wrong and fishcist. Don't go down that road of fishcism.

If you read this far there just might be hope for you yet.

Ben Conrad, USN (Ret)

P.S. I don't owe any back taxes. Just sayin'.


USS Ben USN (Ret) said...

Ha ha! Saw this at the Heritage website in the comments:

August 5, 2009 Peter, San Diego writes:
Wait a second, if the plan you are proposing is so great, why don’t you cover yourselves with it first. Then, when the American people see how well it is working, they will want it for themselves.

julie said...


walt said...

I like 'taters.

Dick-taters, not so much...

The Left really squeals when there's push-back, don't they?

Paul said...

We first heard from the birthers, with their fake “birth certificate” in hand and with their fake outrage. These are the same under tones that you saw from Republicans during the confirmation hearings for Sonia Sotomayor, "you are not like us" or "you are too different", “you are not main stream”. And then they act surprised when people do not vote with them, they are lost, no core beliefs, too bad.

In my opinion the Republican Party has been taken over the most extreme religious right (people who love to push their beliefs on others while at the same time trying to take away their rights) and that’s who they need to focus on if they real want to win. Good Luck, because as they said in WACO, “We Ain’t Coming Out”.

It’s funny we hear Republicans say that they do not want “faceless bureaucrats” making medical decisions but they have no problem with “private sector” “faceless bureaucrats” daily declining medical coverage and financially ruining good hard working people. And who says that the “private sector” is always right, do we forget failures like Long-Term Capital, WorldCom, Global Crossing, Enron, Tyco, AIG and Lehman Brothers. Of course the federal government will destroy heathcare by getting involved, Oh but wait our military men and women and the Senate and Congress get the best heathcare in the world, and oh, that’s right, its run by our federal government. I can understand why some may think that the federal government will fail, if you look at the past eight years as a current history, with failures like the financial meltdown, Katrina, and the Walter Reed Scandal but the facts is they can and if we support them they will succeed.

AndrewPrice said...

Nice letter Ben! I'm stunned at what is happening in Washington and the media just sits down quietly and takes it. Amazing. Disgusting in fact.

Jimmy J. said...

Essential Ben, USN(Retired).

Oh, how I loved it!. They dun got you riled up. And they don't know what that means.

Anchors Away!!

Sal said...

You are a national treasure.

USS Ben USN (Ret) said...

Thanks, Julie!

I meant to write a short letter to tattletale central, but I just couldn't stop writing.

I reckon my efforts to leave the politics to my betters has failed.
So I will have more political posts, because God damn it! The left has cranked up their efforts to transform America into a stifling socialist country.

Well, you gno what I say to that?


USS Ben USN (Ret) said...

Hi Walt!

Aye. Dick-taters are more than just annoying. They just can't help themselves...they gotta f*ck up everything they touch.

And everything they touch happens to be our freedoms and very lives, well, I ain't gonna go gently into that damnable "low whattage" lite.

And yes!The left squeals louder
than Ned Bridges in Deliverance when we oppose their commie worldpeeyou.

USS Ben USN (Ret) said...

You didn't read my entire post, did you?
Or, if you did, you failed the readin' comprehension part.

The short answers are this )'cause let's face it, you ain't worthy of any long, comprehensive answers):
Red Sonjia Sotomayer is a racist and a militant feminazi, so don't go gettin' high n' mighty about her.
Hell, she don't even have a shred of honesty in her repetoire.
Diss-honest is the best thing I can say about that "wise" latina.

"In my opinion the Republican Party has been taken over the most extreme religious right (people who love to push their beliefs on others while at the same time trying to take away their rights) and that’s who they need to focus on if they real want to win."

Oh please! The only people I have seen that have actiually forced their barbaric beliefs on us is the leftist idiots who have hijacked the Democrat party.

Yeah, I'm really worried about the religious fundamentalists whom, at the height of their political influence, never did attempt to turn our government into a theocracy.
And BTW, it was Hilary and Tipper Gore who attacked the video game industry the most, so quit whinin'.

Make no mistake, I have plenty to disagree with when it comes to the GOP, particularly the current leadership, but NEWSFLASH! They ain't in power right now.

Nonetheless, if you google "Republicans" + "healthcare proposals" you will find plenty of sound, effective proposals concening healthcare that doesn't take freedom away from patients or doctors. Quit bein' a shill for the obviously biased MSM. Think for yourself for a change.

"Oh but wait our military men and women and the Senate and Congress get the best heathcare in the world, and oh, that’s right, its run by our federal government."

Bull! Shit!
The Senate and Congress get the very best PRIVATE healthcare, funded by our tax dollars, which is why they won't opartake of their own "healthscare" proposals.
That alone ought to make you very worried.

Again, read my post. The Military, especially retirees, disabled and dependents get poor quality healthcare compared to the Congress and private citizens.
Don't take my word for it. Get off yer ass and visit some VA's and Military hospitals and just observe for yourself how great it is.

"I can understand why some may think that the federal government will fail, if you look at the past eight years as a current history,"

Try the last 100 years. Supporting the governments efforts when those efforts involve stifling life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness will NOT magically make it work efficiently.

Open your eyes, Paul.
We want liberty first and foremost. Don't be so quick to give it up for pie in the sky "promises."

USS Ben USN (Ret) said...

Hi Andrew!

I concur! I reckon it's up to us to get the word out, as much as we can, anyway.
I appreciate your efforts in that regard!
You have some of the best posts I have seen at your blog, concerning the assaults on our liberty (and well thought out solutions)!

USS Ben USN (Ret) said...

Hey Jim!

Aye, I am mad as hell over the crap leftist (Democrats AND some of the GOP) is tryin' to sell us!
Chains are chains, no matter how they try to package it with their expensive pack-aging, and pretty bows.

The more the President and Congess try to stifle our liberties the madder more Americans will be.
Better to do nothing rather than impose tyranny by any other name.

Anchors aweigh!

USS Ben USN (Ret) said...

Hi Sal!

Thank you! Without patriots like you, I wouldn't have as much hope...REAL Hope than I got now.
I simply refuse to accept the garbage Obama n' his thugs are tryin' to force on us!

Semper Fi!

Paul said...

How does shouting down to stop the conversation of the healthcare debate at town hall meetings, endears them to anyone. Especially when the organizations that are telling them where to go and what to do and say are Republicans political operatives, not real grassroots. How does shouting someone down or chasing them out like a “lynch mob” advanced the debate, it does not. So I think the American people will see through all of this and know, like the teabagger, the birthers, these lynch mobs types are just the same, people who have to resort to these tactics because they have no leadership to articulate what they real want. It’s easy to pickup a bus load of people who hate, and that’s all I been seeing, they hate and can’t debate. Too bad.

AndrewPrice said...

Thanks Ben! We do our best. :-)

Van said...

Lol! Beautiful Ben, well done!

Paul... hmm... where to begin... oh I know, first off it might help if you not only take a look at this post, but read it too, and then scroll down into the comments to one by a guy named USS Ben USN (Ret), replying to some fool named Paul....

USS Ben USN (Ret) said...

Congratulations Paul, you got all the donk talkin' points memorized!
No need to debate anything, and let's disregard what I said, it couldn't possibly be true.

I'm glad to know my healthcare is as good as Congress'! Now I can pick my own doctor, never hafta wait weeks to months to see a specialist and never hafta wait in long lines!
I can't wait to see the faces of those guys at the VA or military hospital when I tell them to treat me just like they would someone from Congress.
Thanks for doin' the research to fix millitary and veteran socialized medicine.

USS Ben USN (Ret) said...

Hey Andrew!

You guys have written among the very best posts on healthcare, the law, SCOTUS, and much more!
Wghich reminds me, I got some more readin' to do over there at Commentarama.

Thanks for categorizing everything in the sidebar and makin' it easy to find, Andrew! :^)

USS Ben USN (Ret) said...

Hi Van!

Thanks! Good thing I didn't let skully write it or I would probably be speakin' to the men in black right about now, since Skully likes to use a lot of...metaphors and anal-ogies n' stuff. :^)

I liked your post as well. Very detailed and thorough and easy to understand.
I had no idea you could read Congress critter legalese. Ha ha!
That's always how they sneak in the really bad stuff without actually coming right out and saying what it is in understandable language.

That's quite a chore wading through that stuff. I know they need legalese, but they could also add "plain english" segments.

I have a lot of respect for you, Andrew, and Lawhawk SF for trudging through that 1,000 page plus sewer system and pointing out where all the crap is and identifying each particular turd. :^)


Anonymous said...

If she is educated she can guide her children in proper way, can manage her home systematically, and if she is financially independent, it will be more helpful economically also Artinya, sangat penting bagi anda untuk memastikan bahwa apapun yang anda publikasikan di Internet adalah akurat One is American Football Conference; the other is wholesale Oakland RaidersThis is door No In summary, the In-House language partnership has its place, but only if the team has professional training and experience in translation and interpretation This program is a excision
e will certainly verify what we learned and also take no matter what measures which have been necessary to make certain player basic safety This has led to a number of job opportunities being offered to people and reducing unemployment to a great extent Vikings star running back Adrian Peterson earlier in the interview, Pound was asked for the views, Peterson said he was not very understanding for Pound, he was looking forward to see Bond in the end to What to bring to the team and the We now have to throw in some more variables If you want to get a good book at comparatively cheaper rate then what is offered in other book stores, the best option is to get them online
Since entering the fashion industry, Simpson envisioned including a sportswear line that reflects her evolving style, which combines comfort, femininity and flirty funIn simple fact you will come across a throwback 2009 NFL Pro Bowl Jerseys from China quickly even although they might represent the previous with the football Was this helpful? 10Thanks,Successful Vote! You're reading Several destinations to acquire low-cost NFL jerseys Especially when a normal player become star and then symbolic, representative number will become the fans rushed to the object of Angle Experts on Pubarticles brings you practical and useful advices and answers about Education, football jerseys, germany soccer, authentic nfl Getting cheap NFL jerseys is a matter of finding the right supplier by doing adequate research

[url=]Champ Bailey Jersey[/url]
[url=]Von Miller White Jersey[/url]
[url=]Von Miller Youth Jersey[/url]

Anonymous said...

click to view [URL=]moncler jackets sale[/URL] online tYepbyqd [URL= ] [/URL]

Anonymous said...

But in the mouth michael kors.
"Nike nodded with satisfaction ghd lisseur.
then ugg sale will either lose three million either lose the fun word life ugg boots.
michael kors purse really is pirates of the blue house of godit should be right since michael kors sale left a number michael kors outlet shows the anger of others do not want to call the owner have the ability Despite went to the blue house is michael kors handbags outlet.

Anonymous said...

bLwk ghd hair straightener australia
dBbi ugg boots uk
iRho michael kors
9pXka ugg boots cheap
7hPvk chi hair products
8zGge Michael Kors
0iEim cheap nfl jerseys
3lSqz ghd nz
0bNcf north face jackets
7mDyl ugg online
0rCzv cheap ghd
8oUvv michael kors outlet
8mJvo nfl jerseys
1pTli ghd
2pYyt ugg sale

Anonymous said...

cheap yJjjwKxu [URL= - womens spyder jackets[/URL - to your friends NNtFCKjx [URL= - [/URL -

Anonymous said...

I'm sure the best for you [URL= - burberry jacket[/URL - online shopping boxONfxo [URL= - [/URL -

Anonymous said...

hello generic prednisolone - order prednisone , [url= ]order prednisone online [/url]

Anonymous said...

cheap nike air max 90 hkenxgdp cheap nike air max lgequshy nike air max 1 xjofjvth nike air max 90 qgjcdjyv nike air max 95 dhmwggub nike air max dnbitigz nike free run adfobxxv nike store uk ajvicmpg nike uk gyifgskm

Anonymous said...

botas ugg baratas ztxuhjnb botas ugg espa?a nrrzaklt botas ugg qsaykhcm comprar ugg online uglitjny ugg australia cbnwpwla ugg baratas xfpyqvkj ugg espa?a semysmsn ugg online lpsvjqgt ugg arwpivgi

Anonymous said...

ghd france zhpjdhdc ghd lisseur lsozmxnd GHD Pas Cher puiwfpdf ghd wgdfrypb lisseur ghd pas cher nmzoyplc Lisseur GHD nzmbtzzg

Anonymous said...

longchamp bags ivfsmtfu longchamp outlet tgpzprqz longchamp sale sampxbws longchamp tote ipzquchn longchamp dsxdprlm

Anonymous said...

Hi, [url=]assignment help services [/url] - assignment solution - assignment solution site

Anonymous said...

chaussures christian louboutin fczjndsm chaussures louboutin pas cher rudwbviw chaussures louboutin utsavpie christian louboutin pas cher flgzdwev christian louboutin hhkbngqg louboutin femme bdrhvdci louboutin pas cher zitjlehu louboutin soldes dsjzjqxe louboutin wewypqkv

Anonymous said...

botas ugg baratas azihipmb botas ugg espa?a avfxgusw botas ugg xvmzplar comprar ugg online hvcznvaz ugg australia vwovuobd ugg baratas qzmadhzs ugg espa?a nadvwusj ugg online nbscykir ugg jtgcbvps

Anonymous said...

1, Buy Lamisil - buy lamisil online no prescription, [url=] Terbinafine Generic[/url]

Anonymous said...

Hi! Ι could have sworn Ι've been to this diablo 3 gold before but after reading through some of the post I realized it's nеw tο me diablo gold.Nonethеless, I'm definitely delighted I found it, all many thanks for runescape gold all of you tutorials and help... I really love your rs gold blog and benefit of your easy decriptions.And i do learn a lot from buy diablo 3 gold your post here, many thanks! Simply buy runescape gold want to say your article is stunning.

Anonymous said...

[url=]chanel bags[/url]
[url=]chanel bag[/url]
[url=]chanel bags outlet[/url]
[url=]chanel handbags[/url]
[url=]chanel bags uk[/url]
[url=]chanel handbags uk[/url]
[url=]chanel outlet[/url]
[url=]chanel outlet uk[/url]
[url=]chanel online[/url]
[url=]cheap chanel bags[/url]